i'm learning to be invisible
British. 17. Christian. In far too many fandoms for my own good, occasional hipster. Often known as Hipster Phil.
I don't know how to get links to work sorry ://
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My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.


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when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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Posting it to the right blog this time hopefully.

You know that horrifying contrast between Episodes 19a and 19b of Welcome to Night Vale, the one that everyone is scared of? Well, I had a hunch it would be a lot more horrifying if you heard them taking place as simultaneously as they did. (Within reason, of course; Kevin speaks a lot faster than Cecil, and is less eloquent, so I had to work Gilligan-cut style rather than true simultaneous as I originally intended.) I’m only doing the post-vortex-arrival bit for the purposes of this audio post and to avoid too many copyright hiccups. 

I’m fairly certain someone has in fact done this already, but that’s never stopped anyone in the tag before, so why should it stop me? 


alternate infinity on high designs - hum hallelujah


Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

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Dan and Phil on the radio show! 



Dan and Phil on the radio show!


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Peter was muttering distractedly; Harry caught words such as ‘far-fetched’ and ‘lunacy’ but he couldn’t help paying more attention to the ashen colour of Pettigrew’s face and the way his eyes continued to dart towards the windows and door.

In which Peter Pettigrew makes a bloody brilliant pun about Sirius being a dog animagus and Remus a werewolf, yet the entire fandom missed it. (via wizardsatthebarricade)